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Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.  The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South.

When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, “When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.”
The lady from the South commented, “Well, bless your heart.”

The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz.”
Again, the lady from the South commented, “Well, bless your heart.”

The first woman continued boasting, “Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, “Well, bless your heart.”

The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”
“My husband sent me to charm school,” declared the Southern lady.

“Charm school?” the first woman cried, “Oh, my God! What on earth for?”
The Southern lady responded, “Well for example, instead of saying, “Who gives a shit?” I learned to say, “Well, bless your heart”.

Spec commercial luar biasa dari penulis sekaligus director, Alvise Avati. Coca Cola datang dengan tujuan menyelamatkan teman nya yang menjadi sandera Pepsi. Terlihat bahwa perang ini tidak seimbang, Coca Cola hanya seorang diri.

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Keselamatan penerbangan yang biasa nya kita lewat kan dalam pesawat sebelum lepas landas di buat berbeda oleh salah satu perusahaan penerbangan di New Zealand.

Sudah tidak dapat terhitung berapa banyak orang menyebut orang lain dengan sebutan ‘si aneh’ untuk orang kutu buku, yang tidak bisa olahraga, terlalu hobi dengan komputer, dan sifat aneh lain nya, atau biasa mereka sebut freaks. Film pendek ini memberikan satu sisi lain dari apa yang biasa orang sebut ‘si aneh’.

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, “Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans… flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?”

She said, ” I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.”

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”

He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”

Credits to Joe Burton